Sunday, February 27, 2005

The Pope's Condition, 2/27/2005 7:21:57 AM Eastern Standard Time

In a move that surprised the faithful today, the Pope waved to the crowd from his hospital window. Through a Vatican spokesmane, he attributed his new found strength to Vitamins M and J.

Next, though, in a move that stunned the whole world, right after waving to the crowd, the Pope grabbed an infant from the arms of a nearby nurse, dangled it out the hospital window and then disappeared into the room. A man with an umbrella stood nearby.

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