An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of Guinness. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman looks pained but picks up a teaspoon and uses it to carefully scoop out the fly then proceeds to drink his beer. The Irishman sticks his fingers into his beer, picks out the fly, throws it on the floor and then drinks his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drink, shaking it and saying, "Spit it out ye bugger! I know ye swallowed some!"
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Hmmmmmmmmm, what would the Pope do with his? I say take his beanie off and pour the beer through it to catch the fly and release him at his next appearance at "The Window"
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