The Pontiff experienced somewhat of a setback today. He was snubbed by the Oscars and will likely be voted off American Idol. His role of "Vicar of Christ" was not deemed the best supporting actor, especially by Protestants, who said "they could go straight to the man" and "didn't need no stinkin' vicar." He received several votes for a lifetime achievement award, but not enough to make it.
American Idol was particularly embarrassing. The Holy Father has had several hit albums, as listed on Amazon.com.
Rosary
Abba Pater(an album of Abba cover tunes)
The Gold Collection
Papal Blessing
From Rome to America
But tonight was not his night. He sang his new release, "Joseph, Buried Feet Up", a dark, gothic rocker in an incredibly strained tone, which was actually astounding for a guy who had just had a tracheotomy. Paula told him he had really "stepped up his game" and noted that she "was proud of you for really showing up since you've just had a chainsaw run through your vocal chords". Randy said "the dog was walking backwards" and Simon said, "There are hundreds of aging Polacks who sound better" than the pontiff.
It is expected that he won't last the week on AI. A note to readers: The Pope was a runaway winner at least year's "Vatican Idol", but apparently the USA looks for something else in its pop(e) stars...
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You should be shot for making fun of the Pope.
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